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                    \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        \u003cp\u003eVOLUNTOLD. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou didn't volunteer. You were told. And somehow that made it an honor. The universal military experience in one word — and now it's on a shirt. Veterans will laugh. Civilians will Google it. Either way, they're buying. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePRODUCT DETAILS \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• 100% Heavy cotton — thick, structured, built to last \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Military cadence design - front and back print \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Sound Off Co. badge - sleeve placement \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Unisex sizing — true to size (see size chart) \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Machine wash cold, tumble dry low \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Made to order — printed and fulfilled in the USA \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDISCLAIMER \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis design is inspired by traditional military cadences that are part of American military cultural heritage. 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